I'm convinced this quote is actually about motherhood.
No offense to all the daddies out there, who are awesome in their own ways.
But mommas? You just can't compete with them. Partly because doing things backwards is hard. Partly because if men wear high heels, they stop referring to them as men.
So to all the mommies out there - those who are, those who have been, those who will be, those who long to be - I salute you.
And your high heels.
Happy Mother's Day.